I AM ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THIS GUY WRITES ALL OF HIS EMAILS IN CAPITAL LETTERS, WITH EXTENSIVE USE OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!

I’m listening to U2 right now. They are really good. I would like to make a prediction: U2 is going to hit it big someday. You heard it here first. (As a side note, I think Adam Clayton looks like Bill Gates in this picture. You heard that here first, too.)