I’m laying on my back right now with my left foot elevated and ice packed. This morning I experienced a first: breaking a bone. And this isn’t some silly head injury; it’s my pinky toe.
Here’s the story. I was out on an early morning crime fighting expedition when my foot caught the edge of a cell phone tower that was recently installed on top of a tall building that I often leap over in a single bound. I still caught the thief. Fortunately, hopping on one foot us one of my dominant super powers.
Please note, I share these super-stories with my blog readers in confidence. So, as far as you know, I accidentally stubbed my toe on the corner of the door while I was walking into the bathroom.