New Job

As far as you know, these are prescription.Many of you know that I have recently moved from Hume Lake and taken a new job. What some of you may not know is that my “real” new job is top secret. As a token of gratitude to the millions of loyal fans who check this site daily, I will share this classified information, but you must promise to keep it on the down-low. (Well, you can tell other people ONLY if they promise not to tell anyone else.)

The truth of the matter is that a privately-funded organization has hired me as a superhero. In order to conceal my secret identity when I am in the public eye, I have to wear glasses as well as wear my underwear under my pants. I have also had to behave in a less-than macho way…pretending to not know how anything about cars, using a luffa in the shower, and not going to the gym. As you might guess, it has been a big adjustment for me. But, I understand the importance of anonymity in this line of work.

In order to save the lives of those who are dying to know what my supername and superpowers are, I can unfortunately only give you a few hints:

  1. Although very super, the word “super” is not in my supername.
  2. I work alone. (The Sidekick’s Union has been on strike since I’ve been on the job.)
  3. I’m a human, raised by humans.

If you haven’t guessed it, just pay close attention to the evening news.

I hope this news will help each one of you rest in peace tonight.

Sweet dreams,

“Nate Sees”

3 thoughts on “New Job

  1. Let’s see…

    1) This just started recently
    2) No “super” in your supername
    3) No sidekick
    4) A human raised by humans
    5) You’re obviously way more super than some poser like Batman or the Green Lantern
    6) On the evening news

    You’re Mike Huckabee!

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